Sunday, March 30, 2014

Tears by Angel

 
Tears
A drop of clear saline fluid.
These drops of clear saline fall from my eyes more than I would like them to.
When I am happy.
When I am sad.
When I am angry.
Some say that you can make a wish for every tear that falls from your eyes...
Well my wish is for you to never make me cry another sad tear again.


Thursday, March 27, 2014

Interview with Non-reader Conner



 
1.       When is the last time you read a book and what was it?

Last book I read, it was Afrocentricity by Molefi Kete Asante in 2010.

 

 2.       What do you like to do in your spare time?

In my spare time, I enjoy listening to music and watching ID TV(Crime Shows).

 

3.       What book have you heard the most buzz about?

I always hear people talking about Harry Potter.

 

4.       If you decided to pick up and start reading books what genre would it be?

 
I’m mainly interested in romance, but there are not many gay romance stories out there that are actually believable.

 

5.       Tell us a secret that no one know…

I use to put bugars on the wall behind the couch when I was a kid.

 

Fire round

 

Chocolate or Vanilla

 

Big or small

 

Fingers or toes

 

Eyes or mouth

 

Love or hate


 
 


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Intermission Time...... Famous Quotes


"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

Dr Seuss


"A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can."

Jane Austen
















The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Mark Twain


 
Determine to live life with Flair and laughter.
Maya Angelou
 
 
 
"But live is blind, and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit."
William Shakespeare
 

 



Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Interview with non-reader Brandy Stephan



1. What is the last book you have read?

Sweet Temptation by Mya Banks

Good pick....I just added that to my TBR list!
 
 


2. Do you have any particular book boyrfriend?

Gray Roulard book is called After the Night

Any man with the man gray I need to read.
 
 


3. What book genre do you prefer?

Romance....all kinds

You know I love me some romance books.
 
 


4. When is the last time you read a book?

Last summer

 
WOW! you need to go through my kindle and pick up a damn book woman!
 
 


5. What is then name of the book that you are dying to pick up and read?

I can't wait for the next Bared to you book to come out.

Aren't we all! I need more of him....like right now
 
 


Fire Round
Boxer or briefs
boxer briefs
 
big or small
big
 
long or short
long
 
round or square
round
 
Lips or tongue
lips
 
white or off- white
white



Monday, March 24, 2014

Interview with Ken Bonney Non-Reader (my Dad)

(He was trying to see who's beard is longer)
 
 
 
1. What do you think about all these woman swooning over Christian Grey?
I guess they enjoy the Red Room of pain.

Sorry ladies my dad doesn't know who Christian Grey is, my mother had to school him.
 

 
2. How do you feel about your wife having book boyfriend?
I think that it is totally unfair being an older good looking male., because its ok for a woman to red that shit in the book but they get pissed off when a guy wants to look at a little porn/booty. It is unfair man and should be equal rights.

Again let me say this now. I am sorry my father is a whole different breed.
 
 

 
3. If you were considered being a book boyfriends who would play you?
Bruce Willis

He isnt lying he has seen all his movies....as he is chatting Bruce! Bruce! Bruce
 
 

 
4. If you were to read book what genre would choose?
If it isnt going to have pictures in this book....ummmm i will not read it.

This answer scares me, no wonder why all book as a kid had pictures and no words.
 

5. What was the last book you read?
Easy Rider magazine i just read it last night on the crapper.

Sadly i am witness there is a huge pile of those in his bathroom....and i even caught my son looking at them one day. (Equals not a happy mom)
 
 

 
 
 
Fire Round
 
 

 
Big or small
big
hand or feet
feet
hands or mouth
mouth
tattoos or no tattoos
tattoos
thongs or briefs
thongs. but I kinda like briefs if they are boy shorts for girls

Thank you Daddy for doing this interview with me. Now people can get a glimpse of my life and see how I came to inherit my craziness.
My father says if anyone out there would like to interview a sexy as old man with lots of gray hair with tattoos everywhere....Bring it on and ask away!





Sunday, March 23, 2014

Interview with a Non-reader Lee Million

 
 
 
 
1. When is the last time you picked up a book?
The last book that I have read was Semblance by Logan Patricks. I had to read this book because my girlfriend would not stop talking about Shadow and Lincoln. (I needed to get a look at my competition)

My dear sweet boyfriend, I never made read this book. I only encouraged you to find out who your replacement is going to be. Oh and when I say replacement I mean replacements.
 
2. Do you feel threatened by all of these book boyfriends that your girlfriend has grown to love?
No, because out of every character she reads I feel like I have a similar quality in myself. So she basically won with lottery with me, because she get all her book boyfriend in one with me. Plus I have tattoos too and I hear guys with tattoos are pretty sexy.

So full of yourself. LOL I did win the lottery with you, oh and yes guys with tattoos are so very yummy.
 
3. Why do you choose not to read books?
I have not read a book since highschool and I am now 33. I only read Semblance because of my girlfriend. I also read my woman's book blog, so those are my book. (I hope I earn point for that. LOL) I hate to say this and please don't hate me, but I am not a reader. BUT I really enjoy hearing my girlfriend express her taughts and feeling about the books she reads.

So glad you enjoy hearing me ramble on about all my many book boyfriends. Hope you never change your mind, I have witness now. :)
 
4. If you were to read and with you being a MALE what genre would you read?
Well IF and IF I was to start reading book....Ummmm it would have to be what can I say I am a man so I choose Erotica. Only because I witnessed my girlfriend sip soda out of her mouth while reading Double Time by Olivia Cunning and I laughed my ass off, cause her cheeks were so red.

Very good answer!!! Thanks for embarrassing me.
 
5. Out of all your girlfriend"s book boyfriends, who would you be?
Well.....I would have to say Twitch from Raw by Belle Aurora, only because I have tattoos and I can relate to him back in the day when I was younger.
I also choose Everett Brown from Shadows of Scars and Sorrow by Mary E. Palmerin, because he is so intuned to his woman ands he is the only thing that matters in his life. Plus he can cut all the bullshit out of his life and focus on what is important.

Awww yes Everett Brown **Sigh** enough said!


Fire round questions
 
Favorite color
Blue
 
Top or Bottom
top
 
Round or square
Round
 
Love or hate
love
 
Favorite word
Nice
 
Favorite place
Puerto Rico
 




 
 



Saturday, March 22, 2014

My Nemeses……By Angel


My Nemeses....
 


You are so tiny, round, and the prettiest shade of pastel yellow. When I was a child, yellow was my favorite color and now you have tarnished that. I can’t stand the color yellow. You did that! You and only you! I hate you so much but I love you in the same breath.

 

You were made to save me, so save me!

What are you waiting for, do your job!

Make me better!

 

I take you every morning and I even have notes all around reminding me to take you with a full glass of water, because I can’t afford to miss you not even one day. If I miss you then I end up taking a nice visit to the hospital and we know that I hate hospitals too.

 

No more needles, blood, or extended stays.

. Please no more!

 

You were made to help control all my symptoms and keep me going every day. That is why I love you so much because without you my heart will stop and that would suck. Every time they tell me that I get upset, I mean really you don’t have to remind me all the time about what will happen if I just stop taking you one day. I am a grown-up and adult I know what will happen, trust me.

 

 

Heart:  a hollow muscular organ that pumps blood throughout the

blood vessels to various parts of the body by repeated, rhythmic contractions.

 

 

I hate you because you are slowly taking me away from me. Shallow, probably. You make my heart race, I get night sweats, my hair falls out, I suffer from nervousness, and my skin feels like alligator skin. Hey, you can call me vain all you want, but yes it still bothers me that my hair falls out and my eyelashes are withering away. My weight jumps up and down, one week I feel beautiful and amazing and then the next week I don’t even want to get out of bed. The best part of all, is when my hands start to hurt and no longer want to work. Yes that means no Facebook, Twitter, Google, texting, NOTHING. This only last a short while, but it still drives me mad!

 

So do your job and keep me at a 4.0 instead of the

sicking 18.0, 45.0, and 96.0 that I am used to!

 

Like I said before it isn’t personal. Well actually it is I need you and you need me. So we need to come together you and me as team. You can be Batman and I can be your Robin. We will be with each other for the rest of our lifes, so listen, take it, absorb it, and suck it up….why? Because I have to do it, so I expect you to do it too. So at the end of the day I love to hate you tiny, round, pastel behind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Thursday, March 20, 2014

Cover reveal Taint By S.L. Jennings







 

TAINT-releasing in May 20, 2014
 

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

From TAINT, by S.L. Jennings:
 
“Unless he’s completely desperate or under the influence, a man can’t - and won’t - fuck what doesn’t get him hard.”
Less gasps this time, but every perfectly powdered face is beet red with embarrassment, causing my mouth to slide into a sardonic smirk.
Truth be told, I love this shit. I love ruffling their meticulously groomed feathers. Their obvious discomfort entertains me. Seeing the rosy hue of coyness bleed through their blush is like a balm to my little, sadistic soul.
“And in that case,” I continue, “you don’t want him anyway. What you do want is for him to be salivating at the soles of your Jimmy Choos. And let’s face it, ladies… that’s not happening. Why do you think that is?”
Crickets. Fucking crickets.
“Anyone? Come on, ladies. I can’t help you unless you want to be helped. So unless you all have picture-perfect marriages and husbands that blow your backs out on a regular, I should see some hands.”
This time I’m rewarded with the almost simultaneous intake of eleven breaths. They’re all still here. All willing to bare their souls and dirty laundry in an attempt to rekindle the doused flame between their thighs.
You see, women are liars.
Yeah, I said it. L-I-A-R-S.
They want intimacy just as badly as men do. But to them, intimacy is more than just the physical act of sex. They want to be cherished yet want a man that will get down and dirty. They want tenderness, but crave to be banged like a $2 hooker. They want a man that’ll go all night, but still have the energy to kiss and cuddle and talk about their feelings afterward.
Listen up, ladies. We’re fucking tired! You try going jackrabbit-style, throw in some Cirque du Soleil moves and see if you can keep your eyelids peeled. Us passing out after sex is a compliment- a testament to how good it was. And quite frankly, if your dude can hop out of the sack and go to work or run a marathon, then he still has energy left for sex. He’s just done having sex with you.
 
Copyright © 2014 by S.L. Jennings
 
 
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
v  Dark Light
v  The Dark Prince
v  Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v  Light Shadows- coming in 2014
Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ


Sunday, March 16, 2014

Interview with Harper Bentley

 
 
Harper Bentley
 
 
Thank you so much for allowing me to interview you. I enjoyed all your answers, I truly did. I have to start by saying you are so sweet, talented, and simply amazing. I so loved Being Chased, Discovering Us, and Finding Us. I took forward to reading more of your book. You are truly gifted. Thank you!
 
 
1. What inspired you to write Being Chased? (I freaking loved this book)

Well, don't cringe, but I started out as a Twilight Fanfiction writer. I know, but, hey, if it's good enough for E.L. James... ;) Being Chased was originally Guarding Bella Swan & it started out as a one-shot for a contest and it won a place (can't remember if it was 1st, 2nd or 3rd). It's been so long & I wrote several, so I can't remember, but it's winning is what encouraged me to keep writing past the one chapter. I'll never knock fanfiction because it's where I got my roots & courage to "put myself out there" and let others judge my writing, which was tremendously frightening! But I was hooked from the start :)


2. What is your favorite color and why?

Oh, man, green is my first answer, because it's such an awesome color (my sectional couch is dark green & my recliner is almost a sea foam), but honestly, I love lots of purples & red too (I have a deep red curtain in the living room w/ the green couch & chair. Christmas, anyone? *snorts*)! My wedding colors were burgundy & forest green so you can see I've loved green for a long time since that was almost 20 years ago. Too bad the marriage didn't last that long LOL

 

 
3. What do you do to fill your time, when your not writing?

When I'm not writing, I'm usually reading! And when I'm not reading, I'm watching basketball or football on TV (switching channels to watch all the women's conference games going on right now, as I write!). I LOVE college basketball & football. BOOMER SOONER! hehe

 

4. If you could describe yourself with one word, what would it be?

Um. Crazy? lol That word incorporates all kinds of goodies--silly, nuts, wacko--which all pretty much fit me. I teach high school freshmen & coach high school basketball, so yeah, crazy just about sums it up. I'd love to say patient & kind, but that'd be pushing it ;)

 

5. What is your favorite food and why?

Jeez, there are so many. I love my steaks (medium rare), but I also love lobster & crab & shrimp & pasta & Mexican (usually seafood enchiladas). I'm a real health nut, can ya tell? O_o

 6. How were you feeling emotionally when you were writing the ending of Discovering Us and Finding Us?

I knew what was coming at the end of both books, so as the endings approached, I was just pissed off LOL! In Discovering Us, I was SO in El's head & was just livid with Jag like she was. At the end of Finding Us, vice versa. I think Jag had every right to say & do what he did & I lived it, you know? Authors have to be in their characters' heads, obviously, or we'd never get out what they're thinking. I'm working on the next CEP book right now, Unbreakable Hearts, which when basketball season hit, I got so busy, I had to put it on hold to write Finding Us (which had a more urgent deadline), so now I've had to go back and read it all over again to get back into each character's thoughts, which has been fun!


7. What is your favorite vacation spot and why?

Vacation? What's that? Let's see, the most I've done vacation-wise over the past nine years is take my daughter to AAU basketball tournaments during the summer to various places, so I guess New Orleans would have to rate up there as the best so far :)

 

8. Out of all the books that you have written, who is your favorite character?

So far in my published books, it's probably Ellen because she's funny & quirky, although I'm still a little put out with her right now lol In Unbreakable Hearts, I'm really liking Quinn, Tilly's best friend, because she has no filter and just lays it out there. She'll be the lead in an upcoming CEP book when she butts heads with Gunner, Chase's brother :)

 

9. What is your favorite music genre?

Rock!! Classic, new, most all ROCK! If you've noticed, I've mentioned Metallica in Being Chased, Three Days Grace in Discovering Us, and Finding Us had several: Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, Silverchair and although he's more of a jazzy-type artist, Ryan Adams was in there too. Soundgarden shows up in Unbreakable Hearts. I LOVE my rock lol My sixteen-year-old daughter gets SO tired of being in the car with me because I'll play "Name that group" with her. She'll answer, "It's Puddle of Mudd, Mom" or "That's ZZ Top, Mom" "Gotta be AC/DC, Mother" and roll her eyes when I fist pump because she got it right *snorts*




10. What kind of movies do you like and why? Such as action, drama, or romance.....

Man, Cecily, you're limiting me here with these favorites lol I LOVE all kinds of movies! Looking at my DVR'd movies right now, I've got The Hangover (Parts I&II), The Hurt Locker, Date Night, Despicable Me, Tangled, A Christmas Carol (the 1938 version with Reginald Owen & Gene Lockhart. So cheesy, but I LOVE that one), Easy A, Stigmata, Dirty Dancing, She's the Man, Jack Reacher, Pitch Perfect, Titanic, Bridesmaids, Love Actually, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, The Hunger Games, Argo, The Departed, Beastly, Under the Tuscan Sun, Capote, Les Mis, etc. Sorry, got carried away, but there are SO many more I could list LOL (I'm sure this interested you beyond all bounds lmao) But movies are an awesome escape for a couple hours!




About the Harper Bentley
 
Harper Bentley has taught high school English for 21 years. Although she’s managed to maintain her sanity regardless of her career choice, jumping into the world of publishing her own books goes to show that she might be closer to the ledge than was previously thought.
After traveling the nation in her younger years as a military brat, having lived in Alaska, Washington State and California, she now resides in Oklahoma with her teenage daughter, two dogs and one cat, happily writing stories that she hopes her readers will enjoy.
 
 
 
 


 




Saturday, March 15, 2014

Fragile Mind by Angel

 
Fragile Mind
 
 
You have the biggest heart out of any one that I know. You have come so far compared to how you were when they first diagnosed you. You and only you proved all those doctors wrong. I am so freaking proud of you! You amaze me more and more everyday.
 
I know you are hurting, I really do. Every tear the falls from your eye rips my heart open. I wish I could take all your pain and fustration away, if I could I would in a heart beat.
 
Please remember you are who you are and if people don't like it, then they can suck it. You are wonderful, caring, loving, giving, and you have a heart of gold. I wish my heart was as big as yours. I know you are hurting inside because kids tease you and hurt your feelings. I get it baby, because I was your age too once.
 
There are so many rude ass people in this world and if I could shelter you from all this ugliness then I would, but I can't. I need you to continue to be strong and continue to talk to me when you are feeling down.
 
I know that you feel like all the blood is going to your head and you feel like it is going to blow up. I get that and I am here for you any time of the day baby. Why?...Because I love you more than anything in this world. You are my son, my baby, my little man, my big boy, and as a mother I will continue to fight for you till I take my last breath!
 
I never ever want to hear you speak these words ever again and I mean ever again. "Mom, I can't take it anymore my head feels like all the blood is in there and it is going to explode. I wish I was in heaven right now." I know you are scared that no one will ever like you and be friend you cause you are different. BUT you know what baby....You are perfect just as you are. You will have everything you want one day and those people that were ugly to you will stand their with their mouths hanging wide open.
 
So with all that being said. I love you so damn much kid. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I am so proud to be your mother. I love you lovebug!
 
Mommy